Mark • California • U.S. • he/him/his • 21 • INFP
me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:
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security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
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came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published
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Anonymous asked:
When's the last time you sucked dick?
orb-ddy-deactivated20151024 Answer:
When’s the last time your dad had a “work thing”
Me thinking about a joke I told last week
what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs
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ur mcm thinks this is deep
This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve seen
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The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall
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